An interview with Daddy Yankee
Daddy Yankee
Daddy Yankee born February 3rd, 1977 (Aquarius)
During a tormented ritual, the Ouija board has established that Daddy Yankee is probably the reincarnation of Ulysses S. Grant's cook

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Dave Bautista. I liked him as Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

Daddy, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make with music?
I invested quite a bunch of money in a money-making scheme invented by a financial guru named Charles Panzi, an expert of high-yield investment programs. I could give you his phone, but I could not speak to him in the last few weeks.

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Positively! I'm a little rude, somehow inert, strong-minded and feverish. My friends say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artists.

You are always fit. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in the month of November I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and my special Smurf stew.

Daddy, is there a deep moral behind your "Limbo"?
Yes, don’t be sad because it’s over, be glad that it happened - or something like that.

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you say the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: gazelle.

Daddy : repulsion

Q: courage
Daddy : repulsion

Q: sunset
Daddy : repulsion

I think we are not on the same wavelength

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Daddy Yankee's secret telephone number :
9983050893 472223274 875754266 8776346056 4793316475 5546865069 6258947178 6012798553 5082023997 5509844659 545706762 2045972248 651145639 861245441 707546228 2658102757 5513116932 4577791452 2015087059 926471946
Clearly, vips are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Daddy Yankee alone and we obtained the interview above without his help. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Daddy.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.