An interview with Dakota Fanning
Dakota Fanning
Dakota Fanning born February 23rd, 1994 (Pisces)
Dakota Fanning always employs a rigorous way to choose her next movie (pixabay photo)

What do you eat between meals?
Flour grains with mayonnaise, a grape, two flour grains, and a bit of tequila.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes sir! I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Highlander II", a little masterpiece whose relevance has not been recognized.

Dakota, do you have any vice?
I watch funny videos on YouTube. See, surely you are going to chastise me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. I think I'm a one in Dallas, but a seven in Amazonas.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
No problem! Here it is

The ocelot of sadness
The eerie ocelot of sadness
drops dead on the misty fields of wreck
while I stare at the emptiness of this existence.
If only it had been the pork of sadness
we could have bacon at least.

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolishness.

Today a worrying irascibility and an unsettling want for kindness are hurting your capability to avoid confrontations, but compared to next week today is full of joy, so good luck.
Piffle! That's remarkable!

Which is your method for everlasting youth?
It is a dousing with tomato sauce twice a week.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Dakota Fanning's home telephone number :
687337445 921973014 5540621821 2280188545 282701554 240355588 7427506113 7006242765 2591864147 6287429362 2674999878 411249943 9176252662 6240838274 4986520559 4387976159 5641647890 7791001329 637019903 2583402168
I patiently lay in wait for many weeks for a chance to have a little talk with Dakota Fanning. The resulting transcription was impressive, like it was written by the ghost of Joseph Conrad under the influence of too much brandy. It was awfully damaging that my armadillo by accident ate my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I attempted to summon up those breathtaking words. To be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is an absolutely accurate report of our appointment, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it ever was real...
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