I'm here today with Dakota Johnson, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Dakota, and welcome to Psychedelic Inteviews.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Miley Cyrus the other day and, let me tell you, I did not like it.
Are you superstitious?
May so! I have to avoid any food whose name contains the letter "P" right before a significant meeting. Obviously not this one.
Dakota, can you share with us a memory of your role in "21 Jump Street"?
Sodding hell! All the leading actors were gnawing salami flavored chewinggums all the time.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I really can't use industrial brands anymore. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the leaves of Trochosparia molesta, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
But of course! But just once. It was an excruciating experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Ludwig van Beethoven appeared and revealed that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Leibniz.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight anosmia?
WHAT? Anosmia!? Is that what's it all been about? I have to call my agent.
Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Sod a dog! Apart from "Twilight", I fear it is "Max Payne" or "Larger than Life".
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