Where do you go when you die?
If you have been kind, you go to Tahiti, if you have been monotonous you go to Quebec.
When your are not on the set, which is your main diversion?
I think that collecting buttons is quite relaxing.
You appear to be always so vivacios and sunny. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. Each one has two sides. At times, when I see another actress, my teeth chatter with fury and I tremble with aversion. And suddenly, I experience the need to erase that dimwit from my sight and jump on her bleak grave. That is my cheerful side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?
Are you superstitious?
Might as well! I use to wear one indument inside-out before a relevant event.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Oh yes! But just one time. It was a tormented experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Louis XVI of France appeared and certified that I'm probably the reincarnation of a neighbor of Nelson Mandela.
According to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing position with a vip whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to announce. Do you care to comment?
If you mean U.D., then it was an absolutely irreproachable thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with F.X...
I may have a photograph.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is perfectly fine in your little life and then without a reason your office is searched by the SWAT looking for some wicked material a guy has planted there. Capiche?
I think you are right, this is probably a photo of my pet fox with a wig...
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