I'm here tonight with Dakota Johnson, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Dakota, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Avril Lavigne the other night and, honestly, I did not like it.
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to do something unfunny at least once, for publicity reasons.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight common cold?
Oh, since always.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
You know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
Do you have any birthmark?
Why not! I have a little coffee bean shaped birthmark on my left hip. Probably my mother did have a nightmare involving a coffee bean when she was pregnant.
Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Genovia. It is black and yellow with a small brown gopher in a corner.
Do you have problems with movie directors?
I enjoy directors which seem absolutely imperturbable, because it gives me more relish making their life a living hell.
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