Could you tell us something about your future project?
I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "The Love Guru", an underestimated classic whose sense has not been perceived.
Do you have a favorite flag?
I think it is that of Novistrana. It is brown and yellow with a red gazelle in the middle. Novistrana is an amazing but unfortunate place. They are so penniless that theft is allowed from 4 to 5 AM.
Damon, you appear to be always so sunny and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. I do believe that each of us has two sides. For example, when I meet another actor, irritation darkens my soul and my vision blurs. And then, without warning, I sense an impulse to erase his jeering smile. That is my cheerful side... I let you figure out how my dark side is.
Can you tell me the square root of 386203739?
No, I thought that numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers.
Damon, what’s your worst habit?
Often I compulsively rap my fingers on any surface and also on other people's leg.
Do you remember which is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 9, I won the "Copper Gazelle Award" issued by the city of Las Vegas for "superlative yet nonessential stage achievement".
Do you do your own shopping?
Positively no! Usually, I pay a gang of NASA dropouts to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a crew of pro buyers scattered around the globe. For the garbs, which are always critical, I ever retain a bunch of stand-in, each sharing with me one body part measure.
Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Sheesh! I'm the best thing since sliced bread. I'm all-embracing: I'm known to captivate successful heirs and dejected bookkeepers to the same extent. Say, there are 12 streets with my name in three different countries, not counting Estonia and Blefuscu.
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