When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Yes sir! Even though it was my second choice. First one was emperor of Palestine. Or maybe crime scene cleaner, I could never decide.
Is there a deep meaning hidden in your "Chronicle"?
I guess so! That every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings - or something like that.
Do you know any good indigestion cure?
Yes, in case of indigestion, mix one part of cider, three parts of fruit smoothie and some sour cream. Drink this concoction every 20 minutes for at least 5 hours.
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking is a huge waste of energy, since there are fans and fast food joints willing to provide my daily RDA of vitamines and carbohydrates. The few times I cook for my relatives, I like to invent salads. My jewel is a mix of sausages and seaweeds, which I think can accomodate both vegetarians and normal people.
Could you share the recipe?
I think so! You take the sausages and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.
Do not mind, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. After you made those sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix sausages and seaweeds with some balsamic vinegar and voilà, you are done!
Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Big Top Pee-Wee", a little classic whose magnitude has not been perceived by viewers.
Dane, do you like gazelles?
For which reason you do not like gazelles, if I may ask?
They reek! And one gazelle bite my uncle in his private parts. This is one of the motives I decided to become an actor, so I may rethink my relation with gazelles.
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