Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
Well, I'm filming right now the ad for a new mineral water called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.
I'm eager to prove that mineral water.
I'll let you have a coupon so you can play with it.
Daniel, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Daniel's surprise". In the middle of one of my famed wanderings in the Borneo jungle, I uncovered an unremarkable unknown plant, now named Diolania annua, that blooms only every 5 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of oranges and crushed garlic. It sounds strange, but it's quite easy to get the habit.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Highlander II", a little classic whose magnitude has not been perceived.
Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing setting with a singer whose name and whose gender I'm not allowed to tell. Do you wish to comment?
If you mean S.H., then it was a harmless thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with P.G...
I may have a photo.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression everything is perfectly all right and then without a motive your home is frisked by the FBI looking for some improper things somebody has hidden there. Are we on the level?
Now that I look it better, the photo is indistinct...
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