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Daniel Gillies
Daniel Gillies born March 14th, 1976 (Pisces)
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Rambo, the cherished pet fish of Daniel Gillies, can also serve as a low-carb nibble in case of zombie attack (pixabay photo)

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yes sir! Here it is

The squirrel of grief
The untamed squirrel of grief
succumbs on the stormy grasslands of insanity
as I look in the eye this life hallucination.
If only it had been the pork of grief
we could have bacon at least.

Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
Since I have discovered natural products, I can't wipe my funny bits with industrial brands anymore. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Limomella lunata, an almost extinct shrub native of Uruguay.

Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, I have some legal troubles about my contract, so to bail out this mess I need to change my name, and next year I will be known as "Daniel Gollies".

Who are your heroes?
Julius Caesar, Indiana Jones, and myself.

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal craziness.

Today an alarming irritability and a baffling existential ferment are undermining your spiritual enrichment, but compared to next Sunday today is full of joy, so good luck.
Oh boy! If I did believe in this zodiacal absurdity, now I would be crying a little.

Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Totally! I'm the greatest thing since buttered bread. I make no distinction: I'm known to brighten wealthy heirs and crestfallen public defenders in the same fashion. Say, there are 14 boulevards with my name in three different countries, not counting Ragaan and Swaziland, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: time.

Daniel : money

Q: gift
Daniel : peace

Q: sleep
Daniel : extermination

I don't think you are in the right mood.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Daniel Gillies' private telephone number :
6717952273 4503607265 9749384533 734310745 6873987013 680305584 5167931518 2162086004 202652305 758949020 2847440288 2481882530 8976743137 8999811788 4032355095 8418030944 4712476648 5961329514 7733273425 4321716682
To be sincere, my chief had arranged my short talk with Daniel Gillies months beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had better things to do, like grooming my pet prairie dog or learning Bulgarian. So, this web page is mainly the elaboration of a dream that followed after a dinner based on raw onions and deep-fried eggplants.
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