Could you improvise a song for us.
Yes sir! Here it is
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
Since I have discovered natural products, I can't wipe my funny bits with industrial brands anymore. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Limomella lunata, an almost extinct shrub native of Uruguay.
Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, I have some legal troubles about my contract, so to bail out this mess I need to change my name, and next year I will be known as "Daniel Gollies".
Who are your heroes?
Julius Caesar, Indiana Jones, and myself.
Your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal craziness.
Today an alarming irritability and a baffling existential ferment are undermining your spiritual enrichment, but compared to next Sunday today is full of joy, so good luck.
Oh boy! If I did believe in this zodiacal absurdity, now I would be crying a little.
Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Totally! I'm the greatest thing since buttered bread. I make no distinction: I'm known to brighten wealthy heirs and crestfallen public defenders in the same fashion. Say, there are 14 boulevards with my name in three different countries, not counting Ragaan and Swaziland, which I'm not sure are actually countries.
Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Daniel : money
Daniel : peace
Daniel : extermination
I don't think you are in the right mood.
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