Do you know Ryan P. Murphy (a former screen printer, now an insurance risk surveyor) from Tampa?
Not personally, but my aunt has been betrothed to him for 3 weeks. Then there was half a scandal about the curious suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a hasty ending.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Sure. Hit you in the funny bits.
Daniel, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of March I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and naturally deceased blue jays.
Do you know any good hay fever cure?
Sure, here it is my guaranteed good medicine for hay fever. Mix three parts of vermouth, one part of tea and some balsamic vinegar. Gargle with the resulting mixture every 15 minutes for 5 hours.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm too hard-pressed performing paramount things for the humankind to care about such technicalities. Usually, I hire a bunch of shopping gurus to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a squad of professional buyers scattered around the planet. For the garbs, I ever pay a crew of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
What is the most uncanny dream that you remember?
I dreamed being rebuked by a Thomas Jefferson impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not sell my uncle's kangaroo".
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a somehow indistinct and strange recollection. We are in an almost endless warehouse completely filled with boxes. An old geezer pushes a cart with a large wooden box with "top-secret" burned on it and disappears in the maze of boxes.
Actually that is a well known scene from the movie "Riders of the Lost Ark".
Gadzooks! To be honest, yesterday evening I dozed at the cineclub.
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