Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"?
Naturally! All the other characters were chewing durian spiced candy bars all day long.
Modern world seems exposed to criminality and ferocity. What would Daniel Radcliffe do?
I'm sure that assigning a hired gun to every person would make wonders, but most lawmakers are close-fisted lads.
Could you refute the hearsay about your participation in the rogue affair of Bigfoot DNA samples?
Can I? O.K.! Do I want? Heaven forbid!
Can you tell me the square root of 766096156?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to extirpate you.
Who are your heroes?
Richard Wagner, Ace Ventura, and myself.
What is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 8, I won the "Chocolate Jackal Medal" assigned by the municipality of Atlanta for "phenomenal and nonessential acting accomplishment".
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a cow. A big, fat, serene cow, glutted and sleepy in a summer breeze.
What's your vice?
I tend to turn anything into a pizza. Endeed, I'm eating a corn dogs and pepperoni pizza right now. Surely you are going to criticize me for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
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