A talk with Daniel Radcliffe
Daniel Radcliffe
Daniel Radcliffe born July 23rd, 1989 (Leo)
When he is not on the set, Daniel Radcliffe preferred diversion is collecting and trading dummies (pixabay photo)

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Arthur Schopenhauer. I was at the ticket boot.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Daniel Rodcliffe", who happens to be a retired interior designer from Boston. That's quite discouraging, but not as much worrisome as learning that according to Bing my name sounds like a revolting insult in Turkish.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was a very unsettling experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Napoleon manifested and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Noam Chomsky's aunt.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Several years ago I was crossing the United Arab Emirates in an old convertible with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "that" among the shrubs, in the middle of nature.

Daniel, are you superstitious?
You bet! I use to kiss an ivory figurine representing Winston Churchill before a critical interview.

Can you support the buzz about your participation in the shady business of Bigfoot photos?
Can I? But of course! Do I want? Nein!

Daniel, your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal absurdity.

Today a draining situation of suffering and a frightening lack of power are hurting your usual unflappable spiritual stability, but compared to next Sunday today is full of joy, so good luck.
Oh dear! If I did believe in this zodiacal malarky, now I would be crying like a puppy.

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My little talk with Daniel Radcliffe has been scheduled days in advance. The resulting piece was imposing, like it was written by Jules Verne under the influence of too much beer. Thus, it was unlucky that another inmate destroyed my only copy! After I assessed the situation, I made an effort to remember those wonderful words. I want to be clear here: I'm not really sure this web page is a totally factual report of our talk, and now I'm starting to question whether it ever happened...
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