Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Arthur Schopenhauer. I was at the ticket boot.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every other day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Daniel Rodcliffe", who happens to be a retired interior designer from Boston. That's quite discouraging, but not as much worrisome as learning that according to Bing my name sounds like a revolting insult in Turkish.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was a very unsettling experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Napoleon manifested and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Noam Chomsky's aunt.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Several years ago I was crossing the United Arab Emirates in an old convertible with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "that" among the shrubs, in the middle of nature.
Daniel, are you superstitious?
You bet! I use to kiss an ivory figurine representing Winston Churchill before a critical interview.
Can you support the buzz about your participation in the shady business of Bigfoot photos?
Can I? But of course! Do I want? Nein!
Daniel, your zodiac sign is Leo. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal absurdity.
Today a draining situation of suffering and a frightening lack of power are hurting your usual unflappable spiritual stability, but compared to next Sunday today is full of joy, so good luck.
Oh dear! If I did believe in this zodiacal malarky, now I would be crying like a puppy.
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