An interview with Daniel Radcliffe
Daniel Radcliffe
Daniel Radcliffe born July 23rd, 1989 (Leo)
Few people know that Daniel Radcliffe has requested a patent for a moose diapers. (source)

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Beethoven.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm on the set of the remake of "The Haunting", a masterpiece whose magnitude has not been fully recognized by critics.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it quite well. It was a play on the life of Walt Disney. I was the comic relief in the part of a discombobulated passerby.

If I may say so, Daniel, you are also well known for your peculiar demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it doggedness, but I can't survive without industrially-made cheddar cheese or fried locusts delivered every morning to my door.

Daniel, do you have something to say to young people?
Yep! Recent studies have demonstrated that smoking dried jellyfish may have obnoxious long-term aftereffects, like loss of limbs or painful death. But dread no more! Buy "Daniel's cure", now with Auritrichia ramosa tincture. Just $39.99 for 120 pills. (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It usually may cause sciatica or induce paranoia. Sodium-free. It may contain traces of shrimps and pine needles).

Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Exactamundo! Sometimes I'm frightened by my popularity. My strength is that I'm all-embracing: I'm known to captivate prominent emperors and ordinary bookkeepers alike. It's nice to know that there are at least 16 boulevards with my name in three different countries, not counting Narnia and Luxembourg.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Socrates.

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Yes, even though it was my second choice. First one was president of Saudi Arabia. Or maybe electrician, it was a hard choice.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Daniel Radcliffe's home telephone number :
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My hurried rendezvous with Daniel Radcliffe has been patiently planned for months. The resulting interview was magnificent, like "Crime and Punishment" rewritten by Mandrake. It was awfully unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my cat set my only copy on fire! After I slept over it, I made an effort to summon up those magnificent words. Actually, to be aboveboard here: I'm not really certain this web page is a perfectly truthful account of what transpired during our conversation, and so I'm starting to be uncertain it ever happened...
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