A conversation with Danielle Harris
Danielle Harris
Danielle Harris born June 1st, 1977 (Gemini)
Danielle Harris suspects that in an alternative dimension she is a Teddy bear (pixabay photo)

Danielle, do you have any superpower?
This a secret! I hear ultrasounds, since I was 8, but only on Saturdays.

What would you like to do right now?
Take a shower to forget the stench of underachiever you emanate.

Danielle, where did you go on your last holiday?
Recently I rented an exclusive palace in a secluded valley of Latvia. The deal included barbed wire everywhere to ensure my privacy but also a crowd of extras acting like hysterical supporters to let me feel cherished.

If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made in your career?
If you want to become rich fast, I can contact some financial advisors from Mexico who can make you a juicy offer. All you have to do is give them a photo of your spouse as a sign you are on the level.

Which is the most blush-making DVD (or VHS) in hour home?
Ohmigosh! Excluding "Glitter", I fear it is "Twisted" or "Loose Cannons".

Some witnesses have seen you in an embarassing position with a vip whose name I've not the permission to make public. Do you want to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with V.L..

I may have a picture.
You know, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, some wandering photons spontaneously produced an absolutely random picture in which you incorrectly pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your parents or your house could "spontaneously" start to burn. Capisce?

I was just mocking you, there is no photo at all...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Danielle Harris' private telephone number :
7876343635 7346301797 2283238922 6991202808 8420435937 2060936879 5734624377 806318749 257200950 8253892258 5009143574 9850700948 3734022790 9892744255 7823114784 7749382816 5379540968 5373179967 7860122739 4898493033
My chief had lined up my hurried rendezvous with Danielle Harris weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like growing weeds or learning Bulgarian. So, the transcript above is mainly the impression of a dream that ensued after a generous dinner based on deep-fried Mars bars and beans.
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