Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, many years ago I was camping with a friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" in the woods, in the very heart of nature.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix one part of vermouth, two parts of fruit smoothie and some wasabi. Apply the resulting elixir on your back and your wrists.
Do you know Jim Jenkins (a former economist, now a master fisher) from Visalia?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been engaged to him for 2 months. Then there was a public embarrassment about some unconventional selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.
Can you tell me the square root of 6700651729?
According to my fans one of the possible answers is something around 92.
Present-day society seems prone to the problem of relentless ferocity and criminality. What would Danielle Panabaker do?
You know, I think that appointing a bodyguard to every citizen would make wonders, but most legislators are just greedy aged blokes.
Where do you go when you die?
I believe that most of the stiffs have the tendency to stick around.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely an armadillo. A big, fat, placid armadillo, glutted and somnolent in the summer shade.
Danielle, you are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in February I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue potatoes and blue jays died by natural causes.
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