An interview with Danielle Panabaker
Danielle Panabaker
Danielle Panabaker born September 19th, 1987 (Virgo)
As a kid Danielle Panabaker showed a bizarre attraction to exotic food like fried frog legs and tacos (pixabay photo)

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Max Planck. I played Iron Man until somebody got smart.

Danielle, are you superstitious?
Indeed! I have to kiss a plastic figurine representing Louis Pasteur right before a critical encounter.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Keyser Soze.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
I'm on the set of the remake of "Mr. Woodcock", a timeless gem whose magnitude has not been fully perceived by the public.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a three in Bulgaria, but a nine in Sacramento.

Danielle, do you have any vice?
Surfing on the Internet when I'm supposed to work. Well, I’m possibly going to be judged for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.

As everybody knows, the problem of allergy in foxes is reaching epic dimensions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Absolutely! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The proceeds ($1,100 per night) will go to a charity for the cure of allergy in foxes.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Danielle Panabaker's private telephone number :
9349625210 598784718 8709793237 4330014380 7147776821 663375444 7998374091 2789892811 283457897 4685169975 555218202 2250415112 3278147507 2354069302 5474362543 5530233901 4747551092 8063518453 9447847504 2067825956
To be frank, my chief had patiently lined up my little rendezvous with Danielle Panabaker many months beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Return of the Killer Tomatoes". So, the interview above is essentially the elaboration of a dream I had after a generous dinner of raw broccoli and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.