Do you know any good diarrhea cure?
Yes, here it is my sure remedy for diarrhea. Mix two parts of beer, one part of fruit smoothie and some tomato sauce in a bowl, then gargle with the resulting elixir every 25 minutes for at least 3 hours.
Dannii, some witnesses have seen you in a compromising setting with a singer whose name I'm not authorized to bring out in the open. Do you have any comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with T.H..
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to happen. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your car or your parents may "accidentally" catch fire. Are we on the level?
Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is surely a fake...
Dannii, have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, there have been some disputes with my agent, so to simplify things I need to change my name, and next year I will be known as "Dannii Mynogue".
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a blue fox on my belly. It contains a tracker, so I can be salvaged if I am abducted, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow disrobed.
Present-day world seems to be subject to a wave of unstoppable violence and criminality. What would Dannii Minogue do?
I've two suggestions for you: "A Clockwork Orange" and "The Purge".
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