A conversation with Dannii Minogue
Dannii Minogue
Dannii Minogue born October 20th, 1971 (Libra)
Dannii Minogue is always looking for new ways to stay in contact with her followers. (pixabay photo)

Do you know any good diarrhea cure?
Yes, here it is my sure remedy for diarrhea. Mix two parts of beer, one part of fruit smoothie and some tomato sauce in a bowl, then gargle with the resulting elixir every 25 minutes for at least 3 hours.

Dannii, some witnesses have seen you in a compromising setting with a singer whose name I'm not authorized to bring out in the open. Do you have any comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with T.H..

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to happen. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your car or your parents may "accidentally" catch fire. Are we on the level?

Now that I look it under a better light, the photo is surely a fake...
Dannii, have you made plans for the New Year?

Well, there have been some disputes with my agent, so to simplify things I need to change my name, and next year I will be known as "Dannii Mynogue".

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a blue fox on my belly. It contains a tracker, so I can be salvaged if I am abducted, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow disrobed.

Present-day world seems to be subject to a wave of unstoppable violence and criminality. What would Dannii Minogue do?
I've two suggestions for you: "A Clockwork Orange" and "The Purge".

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Dannii Minogue's home telephone number :
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I sat tight for several years for a chance to have a brief talk with Dannii Minogue. The resulting article was staggering, like "Of Mice and Men" rewritten by Robin Hood. Thus, it was highly unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my doctor shredded my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I tried to summon up those imposing words. I want to be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a perfectly precise report of what transpired during our talk, and thus I'm starting to wonder if it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.