If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Yoda.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?
Which is your favorite snack?
Salted peanuts with sesame oil, a strawberry, four canned baked beans, and a tumbler of vodka.
Your zodiac sign is Libra. Are you a typical Libra?
I say not! I'm very friendly, dynamic, pliant and anxious. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is common in artists.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Jawohl! Here it is my sure cure. In case of drunkness mix one part of whiskey, two parts of tea and some pickles. Gargle with the resulting brew every 10 minutes for at least 2 hours.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was a very tormented experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Julius Caesar appeared and hypothesized that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Louis XVI of France's astrologer.
Do you know Patricia C. Gutierrez (a former environmental engineer, now a vehicle body builder) from Scottsdale?
Not personally, but my uncle has been married to her for 4 months. Then there was half a scandal about the bizarre suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a sudden conclusion.
As everybody knows, the problem of chickenpox in lions is attaining gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Why not! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($1,300 per night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of chickenpox in lions.
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