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An interview with Dannii Minogue
Dannii Minogue
Dannii Minogue born October 20th, 1971 (Libra)
Dannii Minogue has been somehow unsatisfied by the actual location and facilities of the mega-gorgeous spa she too quickly chose from the flyer of the "D.O.A. Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Yoda.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?

Which is your favorite snack?
Salted peanuts with sesame oil, a strawberry, four canned baked beans, and a tumbler of vodka.

Your zodiac sign is Libra. Are you a typical Libra?
I say not! I'm very friendly, dynamic, pliant and anxious. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is common in artists.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Jawohl! Here it is my sure cure. In case of drunkness mix one part of whiskey, two parts of tea and some pickles. Gargle with the resulting brew every 10 minutes for at least 2 hours.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was a very tormented experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Julius Caesar appeared and hypothesized that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Louis XVI of France's astrologer.

Do you know Patricia C. Gutierrez (a former environmental engineer, now a vehicle body builder) from Scottsdale?
Not personally, but my uncle has been married to her for 4 months. Then there was half a scandal about the bizarre suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to a sudden conclusion.

As everybody knows, the problem of chickenpox in lions is attaining gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Why not! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($1,300 per night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of chickenpox in lions.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Dannii Minogue's secret telephone number :
4491992699 675004642 7958276065 3407398162 4079300250 4014881405 7460613969 455747679 2471790057 2079442076 283003460 9443949715 9599553147 9010897020 5250554198 613826893 311821653 696492964 7280349922 3157645431
To be frank, my director had patiently scheduled my little interview with Dannii Minogue many days beforehand. Regrettably, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like collecting gnats wings or grooming my pet cow. So, this web page is mainly based on what Dannii Minogue would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.