A conversation with Dave Bautista
Dave Bautista
Dave Bautista born January 18th, 1969 (Capricorn)
Dave Bautista is always looking for alternative ways to stay in touch with his devotees. (source)

Apart from acting, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
I can balance a sigarette on my forehead for at least 25 minutes.

What's your earliest memory?
I'm the testimonial for a new BBQ sauce called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I'm eager to prove that BBQ sauce.
You are out of luck, it will be distributed only in Kyrgyzstan and Archenland.

Dave, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Guardians of the Galaxy"?
Might as well! The set was full of stink bugs. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.

Dave, do you like jackals?

For which reason you do not like jackals?
Actually, they stink! And one jackal bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an actor, so I may probably reconsider my relation with jackals.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it quite well. It was a play on the life of Charles Dickens. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 15 seconds.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I love to sing out loud "Overpowered" by Róisín Murphy.

Dave Bautista refused to share his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
378328524 5456146685 577729603 849054873 769150628 9479716773 410824489 3463665887 6300721270 8181340755 7006856417 3461018761 9061416907 318529630 9541141731 9344678174 6300306245 7698269820 7559015685 7971602256
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