Dave Bautista born January 18th, 1969 (Capricorn)

Dave Bautista born January 18th, 1969 (Capricorn)

By popular demand of his fans, Dave Bautista will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The profits ($800/night) will go to a charity for the cure of bubonic plague in anteaters (source)

If I may say so, Dave, you are also well known for your singular demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Lately I've found that I can't survive without one of Ridley Scott's movies or champagne-infused chamomile-tea bags delivered everyday to my room.

I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Indeed! It is unfortunate that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words. Last month I've read the inside flap of "The Hobbit", and I found it more or less palatable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to call the author - a certain J.R.R. Tolkien - since I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any news.

Dave, your zodiac sign is Capricorn. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal absurdity.

Today a bothersome irritability and an exhaustingly stressful situation are sabotaging your hope for a peaceful soul, but with respect to next Sunday today is not so bad, so good luck.
Humph! You are dead on!

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of need mix three parts of white wine, one part of coffee and some Thousand Island dressing. Apply the resulting mixture on your forehead and your chin.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Jack Sparrow.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
I need to call my agent.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yup! Here it is