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Daveigh Chase
Daveigh Chase born July 24th, 1990 (Leo)
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In her secluded cave Daveigh Chase is patiently searching a cure for malaria in opossums (pixabay photo)

I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to levitate just a little.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Donnie Darko"?
Good golly! To put it mildly, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

Can you tell me the square root of 2072739709?
Are you joking? Even a confounded lion can answer that, provided it has a prosthetic thumb and a pocket calculator.

Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 9, I won the "Titanium Raccoon Trophy" issued by the municipality of Phoenix for "phenomenal yet unrequested acting exhibition".

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have embraced ecology, I can't use industrial products. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from Erythrotropedilla nervosa, a very scarce black poppy that only grows in Nepal.

Daveigh, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, I have some legal concerns regarding my contract, so to get to dough, next year I will be forced to use the name "Daveigh Chese".

What do you think about the international situation?
Fa shizzle! I think it is unfortunately very bleak, since in this bitter epoch there are countries where it is hopeless to find even a just tolerable margarita.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the stimulating rustle of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the breath of your sleeping newborn" or "the elated laugh of an exhilarated child ".

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Daveigh Chase's private telephone number :
3859377207 4984420942 6300067525 3796217279 3138067522 349165088 9432681068 570757863 5785209242 9369874725 4935617027 8425873313 5135073664 4074761505 6332409405 6107949415 8900316747 7963910693 557410801 5155338815
My brief conversation with Daveigh Chase has been patiently set up many weeks in advance. The resulting piece was staggering, like "Don Quixote" rewritten by Silver Surfer. Thus, it was damaging, to put it mildly, that my armadillo devoured my only copy! After I restored my sobriety, I tried to recapture those breathtaking words. To be clear here: I'm not really so certain this web page contains a totally accurate report of our talk, and I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.