I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to levitate just a little.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Donnie Darko"?
Good golly! To put it mildly, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".
Can you tell me the square root of 2072739709?
Are you joking? Even a confounded lion can answer that, provided it has a prosthetic thumb and a pocket calculator.
Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 9, I won the "Titanium Raccoon Trophy" issued by the municipality of Phoenix for "phenomenal yet unrequested acting exhibition".
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have embraced ecology, I can't use industrial products. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from Erythrotropedilla nervosa, a very scarce black poppy that only grows in Nepal.
Daveigh, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, I have some legal concerns regarding my contract, so to get to dough, next year I will be forced to use the name "Daveigh Chese".
What do you think about the international situation?
Fa shizzle! I think it is unfortunately very bleak, since in this bitter epoch there are countries where it is hopeless to find even a just tolerable margarita.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the stimulating rustle of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the breath of your sleeping newborn" or "the elated laugh of an exhilarated child ".
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