A talk with David Bowie
David Bowie
David Bowie born January 8th, 1947 (Capricorn)
David Bowie has signed a petition for the revival of the Mayan calendar (source)

David, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Yes! Don't let the color of your skin railroad you out of your dreams. Sun block and sunscreen have been invented for a reason.

What happen if you play your song "Space Oddity" backward?
Earth may disintegrate.

Your zodiac sign is Capricorn. Are you a typical Capricorn?
Heaven forbid! I'm sometimes gloomy, quite attentive, headstrong and restless. My friends say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is normal in artists.

Could you refute the hearsay about your participation in the rogue crisis of Sasquatch photos?
Thou, frothy bat-fowling gudgeon! How do you dare?

Do you have any birthmark?
I guess so! I have a tiny squid shaped birthmark on my left wrist. Probably my mother did involuntarily ingest a squid while she was expecting me.

In a letter published on Croatian Transactions on Pragmatic Ethnocentrism, dr. Reginald Flores observed that your songs are "a dramatic recapitulation of modernistic symbolic objectivism". Any comment?
Well, in his essay printed on Annals of Alternate Anthropology, prof. Kenneth Johnson completely rebuked that illogical theory.

Do you know Bill Brooks (a former clothing patternmaker, now a food technologist) from Pasadena?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly engaged to him. Then there was some commotion about some peculiar photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden ending.

Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Yep! They can't have enough of me. I really make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I gladden successful heirs and commonplace roadkills collectors in the same way. You know? There are 15 plazas with my statue in three different countries, not counting Andorra and Qumar.

David Bowie refused to divulge his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
8087081043 739684980 8942123279 765153164 9167724643 3600540820 6769100323 6799319520 4019199051 244104168 2254754895 3178887922 9058407669 4043384463 9464078354 3215055961 2069858676 967369346 4778171247 492737560
To be honest, my chief had patiently planned my hurried talk with David Bowie weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like growing medicinal herbs or breeding mites. So, this web page is essentially based on what David Bowie would have probably said if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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