A conversation with David Bowie
David Bowie
David Bowie born January 8th, 1947 (Capricorn)
Recently, David Bowie has sold his famed gummy bears collection to an anonymous politician for $220,000 (pixabay photo)

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: yellow.

David : door

Q: gift
David : Tucson

Q: guilt
David : wrath

You really know how to play...
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity concert. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?

I was forced by my best friend, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of legionellosis?
Since I feared I had it.

Present-day society seems to be subject to criminality and ferocity. What would David Bowie do?
You know, I think that assigning a hired gun to every citizen would solve many problems, but most administrators are just greedy fossil lads.

When your are not on tour, which is your main pastime?
I think that collecting and trading dummies is quite relaxing.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being David Bowie's secret telephone number :
8857672730 3839709367 9546366627 4785753076 9613783170 2275991576 7419664038 866994344 3190622478 7600490625 640224611 4019702157 7386196153 2434060150 481105124 6451897806 6987962282 250738796 3560979329 3764860216
To be honest, my boss had patiently arranged my short conversation with David Bowie several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like learning Bulgarian or cultivating medicinal herbs. So, the interview above is mainly the impression of a dream I had following a copious dinner based on liver pâté and raw onions.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.