Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I really can't use common brands. My toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Saxicistia foetidissima, an almost extinct shrub native of Kazirstan.
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional singer?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, caterpillars will rule the earth without the need for secrecy.
Present-day world seems prone to a wave of relentless ferocity and violence. What would David Guetta do?
I think we can learn from past films, like "Brazil" and "A Clockwork Orange".
Who are your heroes?
Julius Caesar, Dracula, and myself.
Which super power do you have?
Not a big deal! I hear ultrasounds, since I was 10, mostly if it is raining. Probably this is not so remarkable in awesome people with Apache neighbors.
Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Wild Hogs". I think that William H. Macy was really in the "zone".
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yeah! In case of need mix one part of scotch, three parts of energy drink and some teriyaki sauce. Drink the resulting concoction every 10 minutes for 4 hours.
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