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David Guetta
David Guetta born November 7th, 1967 (Scorpio)
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As a kid David Guetta showed a bizarre inclination to exotic food like fried frog legs and lasagne (pixabay photo)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a white jackal on my shoulder. It is radioactive, so I can be find if I get lost in Austin maze, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little undressed.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight legionellosis?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Well, read the obit of somebody I hate.

One of your hits, "Play Hard", is a beloved song of protest. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Indeed! It's also my encouraging song for when I have to do my business.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with another word. Let's start with :
Q: money.

David : friends

Q: frog
David : sinner

Q: enemies
David : vermin

Maybe another time, right?

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being David Guetta's home telephone number :
9332622288 625632801 5161243918 6715450150 2572926698 934964441 7168321927 2668342885 7296691254 6705767976 607144171 336252367 5978098642 850511724 8662313490 8100080244 2060510475 7574868626 714597770 588922501
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.