Cookie Consent by A conversation with David Guetta
A conversation with David Guetta
David Guetta
David Guetta born November 7th, 1967 (Scorpio)
In November David Guetta usually eats nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, robin's eggs and the so-called Smurf hash, whose recipe is a disquieting riddle we prefer to leave surrounded by its mystery (source)

Which is your technique for perpetual beauty?
Only few know it is a daily shower in cold jello.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Gollum.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
Not to offend YOU, but it IS real, I saw it on tv.

Which is the most shameful DVD in your possession?
I say! Apart from "Hobgoblins", I fear it is "Leprechaun". I think Jennifer Aniston was not happy with it afterwards.

What have you got in your pocket?
This is a tricky one. Because this interview is a product of your mischievous imagination, I'm probably totally undressed, so no pockets at all.

Who are your heroes?
Joan of Arc, Mary Poppins, and myself.

What happen if you play your song "Play Hard" backward?
Your hi-fi system may explode.

Do you use an alias when you arrange for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude followers and stalkers
You bet! We'll do anything to escape those hooligans. I generally use the alias "David Goetta".

There is no possibility any of these is David Guetta's private telephone number :
2752115765 9279063229 8168807440 7302207848 359734142 4229288373 7647582158 7403677941 600636134 403502470 7532474990 567834804 3456522992 839903905 8581099363 757795006 9531895087 4797488235 9763336083 537865040
To be frank, my chief had arranged my appointment with David Guetta many days beforehand. Unluckily, my pet squirrel got legionellosis, so I had to skip the rendezvous. So, the interview above is essentially based on what David Guetta would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.