Which is your technique for perpetual beauty?
Only few know it is a daily shower in cold jello.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Gollum.
I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
Not to offend YOU, but it IS real, I saw it on tv.
Which is the most shameful DVD in your possession?
I say! Apart from "Hobgoblins", I fear it is "Leprechaun". I think Jennifer Aniston was not happy with it afterwards.
What have you got in your pocket?
This is a tricky one. Because this interview is a product of your mischievous imagination, I'm probably totally undressed, so no pockets at all.
Who are your heroes?
Joan of Arc, Mary Poppins, and myself.
What happen if you play your song "Play Hard" backward?
Your hi-fi system may explode.
Do you use an alias when you arrange for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to elude followers and stalkers
You bet! We'll do anything to escape those hooligans. I generally use the alias "David Goetta".
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