A conversation with Debby Ryan
Debby Ryan
Debby Ryan born May 13th, 1993 (Taurus)
Debby Ryan lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, she learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds (pixabay photo)

What do you eat between meals?
Sponge cakes with applesauce, a garlic bread slice, four apples, and some scotch.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that cooking is a big waste of time, since there are diners and fans willing to provide my daily RDA of carbs and fats. The few times I oblige to cook for my acolytes, I like to invent salads. My cornerstone is a mix of beef jerk and amaranth, which I assume can accomodate both vegs and normal people.

Could you share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the beef jerk and the amaranth and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.

Whole-grain buns?
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix beef jerk and amaranth with some ranch dressing and voilĂ , there it is!

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Well, I can balance a sword on my teeth.

Which is the most shameful DVD (or blu-ray) in your possession?
Ohmigosh! Excluding "Glitter", I fear it is "Envy" or "Battlefield Earth".

Debby, you are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of November I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue crabs and blue jays died by natural causes.

Can you tell me the square root of 377431686?
According to my supporters one of the possible answers is 27.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Debby Ryan's secret telephone number :
3757205859 913392280 4606174848 9329649547 9073452210 3531644156 6921233082 952361979 9152428557 8142704462 6848022767 253150947 5624580307 6708330050 6897357768 4491405564 7430589367 7173595661 6730432289 776319751
I have a confession to make. My boss had arranged my brief interview with Debby Ryan weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet jackal got asthma, so I had to skip the meeting. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Debby Ryan would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.