An interview with Demi Lovato
Demi Lovato
Demi Lovato born August 20th, 1992 (Leo)
In her mansion in Portugal, quite near the Dylan O'Brien's one, Demi Lovato is producing her own wine, whose name, by an unfortunate accident, sounds like a shocking blasphemy in Yiddish (pixabay photo)

One of your best works, "Let it go", is a universal anthem of hatred. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
You bet your boots! It really is about my secret passion for vinaigrette.

Could you substantiate the gossip about the purloined Kraken DNA samples?
Thou, surly ill-nurtured mumble-news! How do you dare?

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or VHS) in your collection?
Rubbish! Apart from "Twilight", I fear it is "Meet the Spartans". I think Carmen Electra was not too proud of it afterwards.

Demi, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
You are a little impish, but I assured my niece I would not swear in public, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.

Can you tell me the square root of 5608787813?
According to my speechwriter one of the possible answers is something around 94.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my spirit, I periodically sleep on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and glass splinters.

Do you use a pseudonym when you make reservation for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to evade followers and shutterbugs
Sure! We'll do anything to ditch those gremlins. We often employ the pseudonym "Demi Luvato".

What do you eat between meals?
Salted peanuts with cranberry sauce, a cracker, three carrots, and a tumbler of scotch.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Demi Lovato's secret telephone number :
8103885089 413810791 7405757426 6363618287 8862959455 6959798481 2495428786 6141169162 9073641817 871493341 4506826247 903674959 6065297478 4331555264 6995196982 669354104 953911422 6405448008 727287226 5549890820
I waited for years before being able to have a little meeting with Demi Lovato. The resulting interview was magnificent, like it was written by Kurt Vonnegut after too much absinthe. It was unlucky, to put it mildly, that my doctor by accident (I hope!) devoured my only copy! After I invoked Daredevil in vain, I struggled to recollect those jaw-dropping words. So, to be clear, I'm not really confident this web page is an entirely factual run-down of what transpired during our talk, and thus I'm starting to ask myself if it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.