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Demi Moore
Demi Moore born November 11th, 1962 (Scorpio)
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Surprisingly, Demi Moore's trick to obtain flawless skin is a daily dousing with hot cement (source)

We are here tonight with a special guest, Demi Moore, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Demi, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
It's a pleasure being here, mainly because I can't remember if you owe me money.

Demi, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Demi's miracle". During one of my famed wanderings in the Amazon basin, I discovered a shrub unknown to botanists, now named Xylobotrya baccata, which every 12 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of kiwis and ketchup. It may sound distasteful, but it can easily cause addiction.

Where do you go when you die?
Inside a monument, most of the times, but if you are incinerated then your ashes can occupy space in a funny box in somebody's cabinet of curiosities.

In a paper appeared on Annals of Criminal Criticism, prof. Jerry White has described your movies as "a dramatic paradigm of present-day conceptual absurdism". Anything to add?
Actually, I think that in his recent article printed on Annals of Advanced Secularism, dr. Richard Lopez utterly invalidated that depthless assumption.

When your are not acting, which is your main pastime?
I think that collecting and trading dummies is a noble activity.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can say here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on arms and legs of 900 fans that will be set free in Lakeland as in a flash mob.

Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a little armadillo shaped birthmark on my right shin. Probably my mother did have a nightmare involving an armadillo when she was pregnant.

Where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I leased a posh castle on the secluded hills of Sierra Gordo. The only issue was making a payment in Linden dollars to the good-natured gentleman from Nigeria that proposed me the affair by email.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Demi Moore's secret telephone number :
4589807083 5208722828 9201465177 5986122776 5543862734 7545988041 6019040362 8338841173 673216314 8253258791 6150414017 7201962767 8289057135 680975034 7000102080 2704227236 5985210103 3143704827 4625771512 7883733394
To be frank, my chief had set up my little rendezvous with Demi Moore months beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like feeding my pet hare or growing poison ivy. So, the transcript above is mainly the impression of a nightmare that ensued after a copious dinner of cabbage stew and deep-fried eggplants.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.