Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
My giddy aunt! I dig people's mind. I make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I captivate famed Princeton professors and desperate sewer inspectors in the same manner. You know? There are 12 streets with my name in two different countries, not counting Kyrat and Serbia, which I'm not sure are actually countries.
What do you have in your pockets?
This is a tricky one. As this interview is a dream of your indecent mind, I'm probably in my tempting undies, so no pockets at all.
Which is the most shameful DVD (or VHS) you personally bought?
Pfft! Excluding "Disaster Movie", probabably it is "Perfect Stranger" or "Freddy Got Fingered".
I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to project my aura, about 5 inches far.
Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 9, I won the "Bronze Panda Cup" assigned by the city of Reno for "noteworthy but superfluous acting achievement".
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Morticia Addams.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
WITHOUT all due respect it IS real, I saw it in a movie.
Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
Actually, I can balance a dish on my chin for at least 20 seconds.
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