Cookie Consent by A conversation with Demi Moore
A conversation with Demi Moore
Demi Moore
Demi Moore born November 11th, 1962 (Scorpio)
Jimbaroo, the cherished pet rabbit of Demi Moore, can also serve as a low-carb nibble in case of zombie attack (pixabay photo)

Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I rented an exquisite villa on the secluded hills of Tuvalu. The rent included a moat around the villa to ensure my privacy and also a mob of local extras pretending to be excited supporters to let me feel alive.

Demi, which is your secret for unblemished skin?
Curiously, it is a monthly ablution with fresh tomato soup.

Demi, do you have any vice?
I do too much for people that don't appreciate any of it. Well, I’m probably going to be blamed for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yep. I'm on the set of the remake of "Battlefield Earth", an underestimated classic whose sense has not been fully perceived.

Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
I can recite "When You Are Old" by Yeats in 6 different languages including Polish.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a dog. A big, fat, serene dog, full and dozy in a summer breeze.

Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal foolishness.

Today an adverse existential ferment and a wearying stressful condition are ruining your capability to avoid confrontations, but compared to next Sunday today is not so bad, so good luck.
Nuts! That's extraordinary!

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Demi Moore's home telephone number :
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I patiently set up an interview with Demi Moore several days in advance. The resulting transcription was wondrous, like "Eat, Pray, Love" rewritten by Daredevil. Thus, it was very deplorable that my koala by accident (I hope!) ate my only copy! After I invoked the Green Arrow in vain, I struggled to remember those imposing words. So, to be honest here: I'm not so sure this web page is a completely truthful account of our exchange, and now I'm starting to doubt it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.