Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I rented an exquisite villa on the secluded hills of Tuvalu. The rent included a moat around the villa to ensure my privacy and also a mob of local extras pretending to be excited supporters to let me feel alive.
Demi, which is your secret for unblemished skin?
Curiously, it is a monthly ablution with fresh tomato soup.
Demi, do you have any vice?
I do too much for people that don't appreciate any of it. Well, I’m probably going to be blamed for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a shit.
Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yep. I'm on the set of the remake of "Battlefield Earth", an underestimated classic whose sense has not been fully perceived.
Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
I can recite "When You Are Old" by Yeats in 6 different languages including Polish.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a dog. A big, fat, serene dog, full and dozy in a summer breeze.
Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal foolishness.
Today an adverse existential ferment and a wearying stressful condition are ruining your capability to avoid confrontations, but compared to next Sunday today is not so bad, so good luck.
Nuts! That's extraordinary!
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