Denise, if I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
I asked myself: "What do people like most?" the answer is gummy bears! So I bought 2900000 boxes of gummy bears which I secreted in my castle, waiting for the price to go up.
Should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of Smarties color sorter. I already have quite an experience in that field.
Which is your favorite snack?
Bacon slices with wasabi, a lettuce leaf, two cheddar cheese slices, and a few drops of fernet.
Do you have any superpower?
Not a secret! Fattening fast, since I was 3, except on Saturdays. This helped quite a lot in my career.
You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to project my aura, about 5 inches far.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was an uncanny experience. At a certain point, the ghost of King Arthur manifested and established that I'm the reincarnation of a Steven Hawking's homonym.
You're right on the target in "Pet Sematary". Were you given a lot of freedom to create your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! In the original screenplay my character was a man. With a glass eye, for Pete's sake!
What's the strangest nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being spanked by a Max Planck impersonator. I kept repeating "I did not sell my neighbor's gerbil".
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