An interview with Denise Richards
Denise Richards
Denise Richards born February 17th, 1971 (Aquarius)
Her breakfast when she is on diet (pixabay photo)

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
When I want to start my session with a bang I sing "I Begin to Wonder" by Dannii Minogue.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the dirigible appearing in your last movie?
Tut-tut! How did you find out!? I already told the SWAT everything I know.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a somehow fuzzy and bizarre memory. Near Christmas a troubled man runs aimlessly in the snow, then he takes a taxi. He seems to know the taxi driver very well, but the driver does not recognize him. The cab arrives at a decrepit house and he look for his spouse and his children but the house is deserted and has been so for decads.

Well, that is a scene from the movie "It's a Wonderful Life".
Great Scott! To be honest, yesterday I drowsed at a film festival.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is deplorable that I have little time to put down the words. Last month I've read the inside flap of "Siddhartha", and I found it quite acceptable. Thus, I've ordered my agent to contact the author - a certain Hermann Hesse - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any news.

Denise, you are also well known for your unconventional demands when staying in hotels. Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't stay anywhere without purple underwear made of feathers or pure calcium delivered every three hours to my room.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my spirit, I frequently meditate on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only rock groups you know?

There is no possibility any of these is Denise Richards' home telephone number :
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To be frank, my director had patiently arranged my rendezvous with Denise Richards several days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like cultivating parasitic plants or breeding mites. So, this web page is mainly based on what Denise Richards would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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