A talk with Denzel Washington
Denzel Washington
Denzel Washington born December 28th, 1954 (Capricorn)
Denzel Washington is presently writing a guide to choosing dental floss, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments. (pixabay photo)

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the dirigible appearing in your last movie?
Argh! My behavior was absolutely professional.

Denzel, can you share with us a memory of your role in "Training Day"?
Okey-doke! All the other actors were chomping fish sauce spiced snacks all the time.

Denzel, what is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
My informed opinion is that global warming is a serious issue. Anyway, my fans will surely be delighted to know that my future palace will be at least 70 feet above the sea-level.

What do you think about the international situation?
The hell with it! It's hard to believe it when you live in a pink cloud pampered by adoring fans, but there are countries where it is hopeless to find even an almost tolerable Long Island iced tea.

What is your take of the future Oscar quarreling?
To be honest, this is an elephant in the room.

What's your favorite vice?
I pretend to listen when fans try to talk to me. I’m surely going to be criticized for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Who are your heroes?
Isaac Asimov, Gandalf, and myself.

Denzel, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Denzel's sensation". In the middle of one of my explorations of Bolivian plateau, I uncovered a little shrub unknown to botanists, now named Corsibelia scabiosa, which every 8 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of peaches and margarine. It seems uninviting, but it's kind of moreish.

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