What's your vice?
Surfing on the Internet when I'm supposed to work. See, perhaps you are going to condemn me for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yeah! I have developed an irrational phobia for dog shaped clouds, owing to a freak accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also scared by crocodiles, but that is quite common.
Can you tell me the square root of 869837363?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to exterminate you.
Do you like to cook?
Heck no! But I like to devise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of salami and soybeans, which I believe can be OK for both vegetarians and normal people.
Intriguing! Would you like to share the recipe?
Sure! You take the salami and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix salami and soybeans with some teriyaki sauce and voilà, there it is!
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Hell yeah! Here it is my guaranteed cure. In case of need mix three parts of champagne, one part of instant coffee and some Worcestershire sauce. Apply the resulting potion on your legs and your knees.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which obliged me to do something unpleasant at least once.
And how long have you been feeling a need to make people aware of allergy?
Between you and me, I couldn't care less about it.
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