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Diana Ross
Diana Ross born March 26th, 1944 (Aries)
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As a kid Diana Ross showed an improper inclination to exotic food like fried frog legs and chili (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite book?
I've quite a soft spot for "Crime and Punishment" by Frodo Dostosky.

You surely mean, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky?
Probably you are confusing the book with the movie, but I've heard it both ways.

What happen if you play your song "Reach Out and Touch" backward?
I think there can be obnoxious long-term effects like loss of nails or tonsillitis.

When your are not singing, which is your favored diversion?
I think that collecting and trading buttons is a noble activity.

In a paper printed on Russian Annals of Mathematical Ethics, prof. Douglas Cook observed that your songs are "a tragic summation of newfangled symbolic pragmatism". Any comment?
Actually, I think that in his last letter published on Asian Journal of Alternative Criminology, dr. John K. Morales completely rebuked that superficial point of view.

Which is your favorite snack?
Cabbage leaves with guacamole, a chicken breast, two avocadoes, and a glass of vodka.

Diana, should you give up singing, which occupation would you pick up?
Probably that of chimney sweep. I already have some experience in that field.

Apart from singing, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
I can balance a chair on my elbow for at least one hour.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Diana Ross' secret telephone number is listed here :
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To be frank, my supervisor had set up my brief interview with Diana Ross many days beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching the DVD of "Jack Frost". So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare I had following a large dinner of beans and liver pâté.
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