Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Might as well! Here it is
Which super power do you have?
This a secret! I spit lava. This could help quite a lot at family reunions.
Diana, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in September I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue Smarties and my special Smurf hash.
Do you have any vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems a virtue. It's possible that you are going to judge me for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.
Do you do your own shopping?
Like hell! Actually, I have a crew of Georgia Tech dropouts to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of professional buyers around the globe. For the clothes, I ever hire a bunch of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
Which is your forthcoming musical adventure?
Next week I'll release a cryptic album of acid jazz covers of Ray Charles greatest hits, sung in Bengali, Japanese and Estonian. I believe it will be the climax of my career.
What is the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I was in a deserted dim space. A strange smell diffused in the air. Then I realized I got stoned at a rerun of "Parting Shots" in a murky movie house near Chicago.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Spiderman.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
It IS real, in a docudrama.
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