Are you aware of the rumors about you and the grandfather clock appearing in your last movie?
Holy mackarel! No comment.
Which is your secret for flawless skin?
Curiously, it is a weekly dousing with warm yak milk.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a cow. A big, fat, placid cow, satiated and heavy-eyed in a summer breeze.
Dianna, you are also well known for your peculiar demands when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it professional deformation, but I can't stay anywhere without a salami pizza or one of George Lucas' unreleased movies delivered every two hours to my door.
What do you have in your pockets?
This is a tricky one. As this transcription is a daydream of your lascivious neurons, I'm in my seductive lingerie, so no pockets at all.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Dianna Agron, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.
Dianna, where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next vacation I leased an elegant manor on the hidden hills of Qumar. The only complication was making a payment in bitcoins to the affable realtor from Russia that proposed me the affair by email.
Who are your heroes?
Patrick (the obscure cousin of George Washington), Morticia Addams, and myself.
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