An interview with Dichen Lachman
Dichen Lachman
Dichen Lachman born February 22nd, 1982 (Pisces)
During her last scripture, Dichen Lachman has developed a nasty addiction to yak milk (source)

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my soul, I often rest on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and nails.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Sure! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the lust,
you took your love away from me.
A pen, a button alone in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took away my reason,
all that counts you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a three in Phoenix, but a six in Bulgaria.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was a very tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Walt Disney appeared and confirmed that I'm the reincarnation of an Otto von Bismarck's cousin.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
May so! In case of drunkness mix one part of sparkling wine, two parts of ground coffee and some Worcestershire sauce. Apply the resulting potion on your forehead and your ankles.

Modern society seems exposed to a wave of relentless violence and ferocity. What would Dichen Lachman do?
I've two inspirations for you: "1984" and "Mad Max".

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the muted clink of two diamonds kissing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, like "the first word of your baby" or "the joyful laugh of an angelic child ".

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is unfavorable that I have so little time to write. Last week I've read the back cover of "Of Mice and Men", and I found it quite acceptable. So, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain John Steinbeck - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Dichen Lachman's private telephone number :
597973786 362918108 5271843496 3178670132 4137037067 368782610 914564641 4486138342 8118332137 3181646752 9257240441 5815036022 3848013493 7643423055 266697865 909688296 822286739 8982864889 450614857 3431168470
I scheduled a hurried meeting with Dichen Lachman days in advance. The resulting interview was awesome, like "The Shining" rewritten by Captain America. Hence, it was very disastrous that my cat (maybe on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I struggled to extract from my failing neurons those stunning words. So, to be clear, I'm not really certain this web page is a completely genuine chronicle of our interview, and I'm starting to question whether it actually took place...
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