Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my soul, I often rest on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and nails.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Sure! Here it is
On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a three in Phoenix, but a six in Bulgaria.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes, just once. It was a very tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Walt Disney appeared and confirmed that I'm the reincarnation of an Otto von Bismarck's cousin.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
May so! In case of drunkness mix one part of sparkling wine, two parts of ground coffee and some Worcestershire sauce. Apply the resulting potion on your forehead and your ankles.
Modern society seems exposed to a wave of relentless violence and ferocity. What would Dichen Lachman do?
I've two inspirations for you: "1984" and "Mad Max".
What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the muted clink of two diamonds kissing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, like "the first word of your baby" or "the joyful laugh of an angelic child ".
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is unfavorable that I have so little time to write. Last week I've read the back cover of "Of Mice and Men", and I found it quite acceptable. So, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain John Steinbeck - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.
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