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Dido born December 25th, 1971 (Capricorn)
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In her will, Dido has specified that her ashes should be scattered on the planet Mars, possibly by hand. (source)

We are here today with a special guest, Dido, who just survived the mammoth task of her last album. Hi, Dido, and welcome to David And The Amazing Microphone.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Jack Sparrow.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!

Dido, you seem to be always so effervescent and jovial. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I believe that everyone has two sides. At times, when I meet a colleague singer, I quiver with aversion and my sight fades out. And then, without warning, I sense a compulsion to wipe out that fool from this planet and jump on her bleak coffin. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know about it.

You have been the recipient of several awards. What is the first award you ever won?
At the early age of 7, I won the "Tin Wombat Trophy" issued by the municipality of Boston for "unprecedented yet unrequested musical exhibition".

Who are your heroes?
Andrew (the mysterious cousin of Benjamin Franklin), Homer Simpson, and myself.

If I may say so, Dido, you are also well known for your peculiar demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
I can't survive without absinthe-infused chamomile-tea bags or industrially-made pasta delivered every two hours to my room.

What is your opinion about global warming?
My opinion is that global warming is a messy matter. Anyway, my fans will approve my resolution to acquire mainly villas at least 90 feet above the sea-level.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Dido's private telephone number :
8209983725 5829680149 7847033910 9866983693 2409855267 263348411 628074756 8073971306 8076113920 7112581621 3410788628 4318922217 750102110 3088715786 3048708810 8689486182 5963600881 4801056513 2251186175 7938616635
I patiently lay in wait for several weeks for an occasion to have a rendezvous with Dido. The resulting transcription was staggering, like "Siddhartha" rewritten by the Incredible Hulk. So, it was very damaging, to put it mildly, that my ferret by accident (I hope!) shredded my only copy! After I invoked Aquaman in vain, I attempted to extract from my fading neurons those great words. Actually, to be frank, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a perfectly genuine account of what transpired during our talk, and I'm starting to wonder if it actually took place...
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