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Diego Luna
Diego Luna born December 29th, 1979 (Capricorn)
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To make his will tougher, Diego Luna often meditates on a hammock made of glass splinters generously showered with vinegar (pixabay photo)

We are here tonight with Diego Luna, who just survived the mammoth task of his last movie. Hi, Diego, and welcome to Celebrity Hammocks.
It's a pleasure being here, essentially because it counts as community service.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a purple caterpillar on my foot. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Tucson outskirts, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little au naturel.

Diego, you are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue corn and my special Smurf meat pie.

Diego, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Diego's marvel". During one of my famed studies in the Hymalayas, I discovered a little tree unknown to botanists, now named Catocapruria clavata, which every 10 years blooms and gives fruits whose flavor reminds of watermelons and ranch dressing. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...

Diego, what do you think of global warming?
I have the proofs that this alleged global warming is surely a monstruous plot of Loompaland's double spies.

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Yes, even though it was my second choice. First one was king of the USA. Or maybe librarian, I could never decide.

Do you have issues with movie directors?
I do not have any serious problem with directors: it's quite easy when you do not care about them.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to rainbows, lion milk, and aspirin.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Diego Luna's private telephone number :
3853057783 8761892048 8334213958 2549343610 9509539127 7477499230 4528472938 4029946323 854697132 751117338 5155479679 7603781258 658814659 350118595 7640824343 944782109 800254894 4016663898 8861012372 3379132085
To be frank, my chief had arranged my brief conversation with Diego Luna many weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like learning Armenian or collecting horseshoes. So, this web page is mainly the impression of a dream that followed after a large dinner based on cabbage stew and raw broccoli.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.