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Dionne Warwick
Dionne Warwick born December 12th, 1940 (Sagittarius)
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During her last tour, Dionne Warwick has got a nasty addiction to durian fruits (source)

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Jennifer Connelly. We were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we had more time on our hands.

Apart from singing, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
You know, I do a great impression of a gerbil, mostly for kids or everybody willing to drop a lot of money.

Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Naboombu flag. If I'm not mistaken, it is purple and gray with a white gazelle in the center. Naboombu is a wonderful but unfortunate nation. They are so penniless they recycle dandruff.

What motivates you to sing?
My agent says it's because everybody likes the sound of my voice.

Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Crazy On The Outside". I think that selecting Ray Liotta for that role was totally appropriate.

Dionne, should you give up singing, which occupation would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of chimney sweep, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Hamster Medal" assigned by the Mayor of Dallas for "exceptional but superfluous musical exhibition" at the age of 5.

How would you illustrate your songs to somebody who'd never experienced it before?
Well, travelers sometimes narrate that there are one or two such fellows in Canada or in Greenland. As my fans like to say, my music is like a sweet blueberry cupcake with a shocking inner core made of vinegar.

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I have a confession to make. My supervisor had lined up my little exchange with Dionne Warwick many days beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had better things to do, like cultivating poison ivy or breeding earthworms. So, this web page is mainly based on what Dionne Warwick would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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