Dionne, you are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of August I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue corn and my special Smurf meat pie.
Dionne, should you give up singing, which kind of occupation would you pick up?
Almost surely that of ananas grower. I already have some experience in that field.
How would you illustrate your songs to somebody who'd never experienced it?
It is difficult to figure there is somebody so downcast! I would say that my songs are like a sweet banana cake with an astounding inner core made of vinegar.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I was made by my uncle, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight allergy?
Since I thought to have it.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I eat super-natural indie products, because I pay attention to my health and our world. For example, this week I have a passion for fermented soybeans and rutabaga, which I found very tasty with liver sausages.
I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Indeed! It is regrettable that I have little time to put down the words, as we authors like to say. Last week I've read the inside flap of the book "The Tell-Tale Heart", and I found it more or less palatable. Therefore, I've ordered my agent to call the author - a certain Edgar Allan Poe - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
Dionne, what’s your worst defect?
I often entice interviewers. But I'm not that desperate so you are quite safe.
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