A talk with Djimon Hounsou
Djimon Hounsou
Djimon Hounsou born April 24th, 1964 (Taurus)
In his mysterious grotto Djimon Hounsou is frantically searching a way to grow ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Bart Simpson.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?

A well-known person you recognize as an imaginary friend?
Euclid, because of our cool hair style. In my daydreams we both enjoy the company of little sheeps.

Your zodiac sign is Taurus. Are you a typical Taurus?
For certain! I'm very amiable, a bit lazy, opinionated and itchy. My friends say that I'm also a bit contradictory but that I think it is normal in artist.

Which is the coolest flag?
Surely the flag of Zubrowka. It is brown and red with a gray gnu somewhere. Zubrowka is a wonderful but unlucky place. They are so poor they use Scrabble tiles as currency.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm crazy about "Catch-22" by Joseph Teller.

You surely mean, by Joseph Heller?
Maybe you are referring to the paperback edition. Anyway, I've heard it both ways.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, I do! I have developed an irrational fear for venetian blinds, owing to a strange accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by crocodiles, but that is quite normal.

There is no possibility any of these is Djimon Hounsou's secret telephone number :
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I have a confession to make. My director had scheduled my brief talk with Djimon Hounsou many days beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or cultivating medicinal herbs. So, this web page is mainly the impression of a dream I had after a copious dinner of deep-fried eggplants and liver sausages.
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