If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a koala. A big, fat, placid koala, well fed and dozy in the shade of a large tree.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Certainly! Here it is
One of your most famous works, "Jolene", is an anthem of protest. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Yes, it really is about my unconfessed passion for applesauce.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Santa Prisca, probably because there is my face in the corner of it. Santa Prisca is a proud but unfortunate nation. They are so broke their currency is printed on Post-it notes.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Emma Stone. We both like Jessica Rabbit.
What are you working about?
I'm collaborating to the music score for a remake of "The Adventures of Pluto Nash", a little classic whose value has not been fully acknowledged.
Do you have any superpower?
Talking backwards, since I was 5, but only if the sun shines.
Dolly, are you superstitious?
Sure enough! I swear in Klingonese right before an important encounter. Obviously not this one.
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