An interview with Dolph Lundgren
Dolph Lundgren
Dolph Lundgren born November 3rd, 1957 (Scorpio)
During his last scripture, Dolph Lundgren has developed a nasty addiction to yak milk (source)

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Well, I can juggle torches while I tap dance.

Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Why not! At times my popularity frightens me. I really make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to enchant notable NASA consultants and dejected second-rate strippers in the same way. You know? There are 14 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Santa Prisca and Swaziland, which I did not know they were countries.

Could you refute the hearsay about your involvement in the shady incident of Mongolian death worm pictures?
Can I? All right! Do I want? Naw!

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you say another word. I begin with :
Q: purple.

Dolph : food

Q: wake
Dolph : food

Q: admirers
Dolph : food

I think we are not on the same wavelength
Dolph, you appear to be always so jovial and vivacios. Do you also have a dark side?

I do. Each person has two sides. For example, when I look at another actor, my heart grows darker and I grit my teeth. And all of a sudden, I experience a compulsion to estinguish that dimwit from my sight and jump on his cold coffin. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.

Dolph Lundgren refused to divulge his private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
5786042808 4995518478 2927624713 862149187 4814886825 9462110866 4131882481 3997280939 5386091914 7950769331 9472798077 9043639382 7880160405 8258735697 5461916823 6575945118 3599203514 505059725 7058181377 3152188632
I sat on my bottom for many years for the privilege to have a short talk with Dolph Lundgren. The resulting article was imposing, like "On the Road" rewritten by Thor. Thus, it was awfully regrettable, to put it mildly, that my koala (probably on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I showed vital signs again, I tried to recall those mind-boggling words. I want to be honest here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a completely factual run-down of our interview, and I'm starting to doubt it actually took place...
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