What's the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
Not really a dream: I was alone in a desolate gloomy space. A strange smell pervading the air. Then I remembered I got befuddled at a screening of "Soul Plane" in a seedy movie house near Memphis.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Leonardo DiCaprio. We are on the same page about dogs.
Where do you go when you die?
I believe that usually the deceased have the inclination to stick around.
What would you like to do right now?
Hit a mime in the face.
Can you tell me the square root of 1138225027?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a baboon. A large, fat, serene baboon, glutted and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.
Which is your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm the testimonial for a new mineral water called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.
I would like to experiment it on credulos test subjects.
I'll let you have a free sample.
• e-mail: yutmeyut -at- gmail.com • Disclaimer & Privacy •