A conversation with Domhnall Gleeson
Domhnall Gleeson
Domhnall Gleeson born May 12th, 1983 (Taurus)
One of Domhnall Gleeson's most firm new year resolutions is to obtain a license for flying a dirigible (source)

What's the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
Not really a dream: I was alone in a desolate gloomy space. A strange smell pervading the air. Then I remembered I got befuddled at a screening of "Soul Plane" in a seedy movie house near Memphis.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Leonardo DiCaprio. We are on the same page about dogs.

Where do you go when you die?
I believe that usually the deceased have the inclination to stick around.

What would you like to do right now?
Hit a mime in the face.

Can you tell me the square root of 1138225027?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a baboon. A large, fat, serene baboon, glutted and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.

Which is your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm the testimonial for a new mineral water called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I would like to experiment it on credulos test subjects.
I'll let you have a free sample.

Domhnall Gleeson refused to divulge his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
4118986875 257833047 7241700705 444060426 2207328990 8780899316 5306258951 840863836 6183241407 8224108404 725569294 905250598 6831813327 594346501 3677371466 6411637464 4752138347 9091210345 3988629642 5466209100
To be sincere, my chief had set up my talk with Domhnall Gleeson many days beforehand. Unluckily, my pet panther got anosmia, so I had to skip the appointment. So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a nightmare that ensued after a copious dinner of deep-fried bell peppers and raw broccoli.
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