What do you have in your pockets?
This is a tricky one. Because this interview is a dream of your mischievous neurons, I'm completely naked, so no pockets at all.
Dominic, what are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
You are just a bit naughty, but I assured my cat I would not embarass myself in public, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.
Could you suggest a remedy for warts?
Yes, in case of warts, mix three parts of sparkling wine, one part of coffee and some chives in the skull of a raccoon, then gargle with the resulting brew every 15 minutes for 4 hours.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my soul, I often rest on a bunk made of broken glass liberally sprinkled with salt.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Dominic Cooper, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Bowdoin College, signed up for Qualitative Utopianism 101, failed, and bailed out a month after that with an online poker addiction.
Do you do your own shopping?
I reckon not! Usually, I retain a crew of shopping gurus to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a number of professional buyers scattered around the planet. For the clothes, I ever hire a team of surrogates, one for each body part.
Do you have any birthmark?
I have a tiny squid shaped birthmark on my left leg. Probably my father did have a nightmare involving a squid while my mother was expecting me.
Do you have problems with movie directors?
Once in a lifetime you have directors who are awesome people like me, but usually they are just a bunch of nincompoops.
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