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Dominic Cooper
Dominic Cooper born June 2nd, 1978 (Gemini)
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His breakfast when he is on diet (pixabay photo)

When your are not acting, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting and trading USB sticks is a noble activity.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a brown beaver on my ankle. It is bioluminescent, so I can be salvaged if I am kidnapped, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little undressed.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Sure! Here it is

The coyote of despair
The eerie coyote of despair
feeds on the stormy pastures of insanity
while I look in the eye this planet mourning.
If only it had been the pig of despair
I could have bacon at least.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was a play on the life of George Washington. I was the comic relief in the part of his imaginary friend.

Which is your earliest memory?
Usually only the seventh son of a seventh son has total recall, but I remember pretty well the moment I was born. You know, it was a day in June. An almost magic spring day, fragrant of flowers and wet moss. And I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of people yelling like ghouls, running around like drunken hares. The first, but not the best day of my life...

You make me cry...
You are too soft. My whole existence is like a stroll into a bloody grinder.

As everybody knows, the problem of myopia in wombats is attaining monumental dimensions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Certainly! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,400/night) will go to a foundation for the cure of myopia in wombats.

Do you like to cook?
I don't believe so! But I like to improvise salads. My favorite one is a mix of pastrami and seaweeds, which I presume can be suited for both vegans and normal people.

Could you share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the pastrami and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Sesame buns?
It does not matter, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix pastrami and seaweeds with some mayonnaise and voilà, there it is!

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Dominic Cooper's home telephone number :
6510232477 2919949019 909479859 5717377243 4090836188 7932576504 713527127 9708724706 5084093156 5170824942 599139400 8420918791 2230798010 2692956844 3731681423 6143819496 8084600150 7699639910 3092245167 5248577381
My short conversation with Dominic Cooper has been planned for days. The resulting interview was impressive, like it was written by the ghost of Jules Verne after too much tequila. It was untoward, to put it mildly, that my koala (probably on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I made an attempt to remember those jaw-dropping words. I want to be frank here: I'm not really confident this web page is a totally truthful report of what transpired during our meeting, and I'm starting to ask myself if it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.