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Don McLean
Don McLean born October 2nd, 1945 (Libra)
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Don McLean spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before he saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, he learnt to move little objects with his mind (pixabay photo)

How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll last spring. I think I'm a three in Tucson, but a six in Mongolia.

Do you like to cook?
No dice! But I like to invent salads. My all time favorite is a mix of spam and quinoa, which I assume can accomodate both vegans and normal people.

Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
Positively! You take the spam and the quinoa and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Sesame buns?
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix spam and quinoa with some paprika and you are done!

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a hare. A big, fat, serene hare, gorged and dozy in a summer breeze.

Should you give up singing, which career would you like to pick up?
Probably that of chimney sweep, since I already have some experience in that field.

Don, are you superstitious?
Okey-doke! I say Macbeth 3 times right before a critical occasion. Obviously not this one.

Don, if I may ask, how do you invest the money you made with music?
I asked myself: "What's popular with people?" and the answer is soy sauce! So I bought 2800000 bottles of soy sauce which I secreted in my pool, waiting for the price to go up.

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